- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Irish sobriety

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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