- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Justin

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

My mom

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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