- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Women's rights

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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