We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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I LIKE TRAINS

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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my mind's eye?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Religionh

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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