So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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