I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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