- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

im telling maguire

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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