A dog was barking at a tree

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What's your guys names?

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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