What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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i killed my family

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Guess what? Bananas

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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