What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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your mum

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Anti Joke

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