- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

I don't believe in giraffes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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