How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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