What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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