why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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