What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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the WNBA

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Yo mama so fat.

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your mum

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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