Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Barack Obama

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

My cat just died.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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