What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A bar walks into a man

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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