- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Sex vagina. lol.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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