- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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I regret everything.....

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Laugh.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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