- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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