Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

ccjcjcjcjcjcjjcjcjcjjcjcjcjcjcjcjccjcjcj why

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...