- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

To mama so old, she might die soon.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What walks on it's hands My uncle

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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