- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Knock Knock The doors already open

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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