- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Jimmy Saville

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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