- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Weed.

Shea's sty....

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

roses are red violets are indigo

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