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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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