Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Your dads dead. lol

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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