- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What do you call your mom? Mom

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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