- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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