- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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