- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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