- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Continents are large islands.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Stephen Hawking

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

i have a christmas tree.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

I have suicidal thoughts

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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