- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

You know whats funny Aids

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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