- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

women's rights

Chuck Norris.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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