I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

100 chefs walk into a bar

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

Justin

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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