What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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anti-joke.com

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What's a joke? Funny

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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flavin's head

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Nah

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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