whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Gustavo Andrade

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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baskets

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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