- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Double-whammy

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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