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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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