Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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