- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Knock knock. Who's there?

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

no pun intended

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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