knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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