Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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derp

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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