Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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This is funny.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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