Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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I can count to potato.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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feminine literature

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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