An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Katy Perry

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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