Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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I hate blackniggers

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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