- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

what do gay people eat?? food

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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