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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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