- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

knock knock come in!

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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