Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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420

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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