look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Youre mom is so dead...

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Title IX

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

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