- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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