What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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