Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Women's Rights Movement

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Sam Hengal.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

My mum is called Steve

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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