- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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