Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

The EPA.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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